Friday, 5 October 2018

D12 magic items of little consequence


Roll that d12.

1. A stone snail garden ornament. At dusk it mimics the call of a red stoat.

2. A black ring made of warg tongue. Emits a hum when bread is near.

3. A wooden doll shaped like a fairy. At night it polishes your boots.

4. A deerstalker hat that never gets wet.

5. A goat horn containing a powder. When huffed your eyes turn purple.

6. A scabbard of cloud. Anything inside it falls through.

7. An amulet of dinosaur tears that wards off blacksmiths

8. An eyeball on a chain. Wherever it swings there is butter.

9. A lantern of demon skin that casts shadow.

10. A hand harp that automatically plays the queen's second favourite childhood song.

11. A croquet ball made of glass. Smashing it releases a dancing mouse.

12. A compass that points towards your heart.