If you feel like you should be in command of your own space wessel then Think Geek might be able to help you out with their Star Trek Inflatable Captain's Chair. Take it to work and show your boss who's really captaining the ship, possibly before getting fired. It even comes in kid's size so your ankle-biters can train to become the next Picard or Kirk.
For $34.99 you can grab yourself the full-sized version, or $24.99 will get you a smaller one for your pride and joy. In fact, take one into Star Trek Into Darkness when it's released and be the envy of other moviegoers. Actually, scratch that, your chair will probably find itself on the business end of some teenage delinquent's pin.